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The Gluten Empire
Fleet The Gluten Empire.jpg
Created January 2016
Admiral Amphistaff
Alignment Chaotic neutral
Membership Application required
Contact Pick your poison (but try to choose Discord)
  • In-game (gross)
  • Forum (Thread)
  • Discord (Amphistaff#5865)
Requirements Sense of humor, Discord app, 3+ shuttles
Communications Discord App
Stance on Gluten Very Pro
Fleet Tags Various stylings of TGE


Before squadrons, Star Trek Timelines was a lonely, desolate place: all of these captains floating aimlessly through the quadrant, some braving UChat and a few utilizing the forums. Then Disruptor Beam announced squadrons! An exciting time, to be sure---and then came the choice. Join a super tryhard fleet that had crazy requirements and seemed to forget that this was in fact a game played on a mobile device but could make an impact on the game, or a fleet that probably wouldn't make an impact but might be fun to chat with? Our Glutenous Founder, DangerDrake, said, "Why not both?" and the Gluten Empire was born!


Naming the fleet to attract players that didn't take the game (or themselves) too seriously, DangerDrake sought to make The Gluten Empire a place for committed but fun daily players of all VIP levels. Today, The Gluten Empire is one of the premier fleets in STT, with many top finishes in all event types for both individual play and squadrons.


With the introduction of fleet rankings, what we already knew was confirmed: TGE has placed in the top 7 of every faction event since the introduction of fleet rankings. TGE fleet tags can be seen all over Gauntlet, PvP, and the leaderboards of almost every event. TGE signature banners abound on the forum (when you could include images in the signature). Our Discord server is the most only fun place in all of STT. With members all over the world, there is always someone around to give sanity checks, provide behold advice, or help out with picking the best Gauntlet crews!

We are The Gluten Empire! A fleet of serious and seriously fun players!

Requirements


We have four requirements for potential members:
-A sense of humor
-A willingness to use our amazing Discord server for fleet communication and general hilarity
-At least three shuttles
-A good personality fit
See our thread on the STT Forums.

Fleet Contacts


Fleet Leader

  • Amphistaff

Squadrons


TGE is a 50-person fleet, and as such, we tend to field full squads. We bear the TGE tag and usually rename each week to poke fun at DB, the art, or other STT goings-on. We do our best to get a gluten theme, but we've been known to sacrifice the gluten for the sake of the joke.

Starbase


Fleet The Gluten Empire Starbase Banner.jpg

Deep Space Naan is a level 134 (Maxed Out) starbase and the home base of The Gluten Empire. Our starbase boasts one of the highest MED proficiency rooms in the known galaxy. We were one of, if not THE, first fleets to boast a Defensive Phlox maximum roll over 1000.

Event Finishes


We are very proud to be a top fleet in STT. When reviewing the event finishes, remember that Galaxy events are terrible and we don't usually do much in them. The rest, though? See for yourself.

2017


Event Name Event Type Fleet Finish Top Finishes/Notes
Homestead Faction 3 Golga - 12
Admiral Moz - 43
Voodoo - 99
Contingency Plan 2 Galaxy 8 DangerDrake - 4
Captain P - 192
Captain KS - 680
Best TGE solo finish ever for our boss (His squad was 4th as well)!
Our Thoughts Combined Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 11 Admiral Moz - 70
Del Boy - 280
Sorga Dirgo - 312
Second Act 2 Faction 3 Del Boy - 27
Buffymaster - 37
Xavros - 57
Guilty As Charged Galaxy 23 Bukimi - 10
Captain Von Trapp - 29
Crubumble - 145
Note: Best squadron finish in TGE history at 3rd place.
Retrograde Faction 3 Zmaya - 85
Del Boy - 105
Xavros - 123
Gates of Hell Faction 4 Golga - 90
Admiral Moz - 107
DangerDrake - 126
Streak of Stardust Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 7 SouthofSulu - 156
Del Boy - 233
Buffymaster - 436
Note: Fleet finished 3rd at the end of the Faction phase (the only phase that matters)
First Impressions Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 12 Del Boy - 48
Hukilau - 374
SouthofSulu - 492
Note: Fleet finished 3rd at the end of Faction phase (the only phase that matters)
Orion Belt Galaxy 81 Zmaya - 856
Darxide - 927
Jugglerette - 1,041
WE HATE GALAXY! On the plus side, we leveled a ton of cards and cleared a lot of nodes. Thanks community for the 10x pull cause we didn't really help with it!
A Logical Reaction Faction 4 Buffymaster - 45
Captain Von Trapp - 60
Admiral Moz - 107
Ghost in the Machine 2 Faction 4 DangerDrake - 42
Del Boy - 69
Admiral Moz - 71
Passing the Torch Galaxy 84
But it was Galaxy so who really cares amiright?
Culahera - 1,558
DangerDrake - 1,631
Captain Von Trapp - 1,748
The Akritirian Job 2 Faction 3 Eris - 38
Admiral Moz - 67
SouthofSulu - 136
Fast as Light Galaxy 20
Sing it with us: "No one caaarrreeesss!"
Linus Horvath - 216 Way to go New Guy!!!!
SouthofSulu - 383
Zmaya - 457
The Daystrom Award Faction 3 Buffymaster - 32
Admiral Moz - 35
Golga Grimnaar - 48
Heavy Lies the Crown Galaxy 26
Sing along with us! Galaxy is the wwoorrsstt!
DangerDrake - 580
Boom King - 598
Educated Beast - 601
Imperial Decree Faction 4 Admiral Moz - 63
Xavros - 74
Captain KS - 94
Reflections Hybrid (Faction/Expedition) 3 Admiral Moz - 27
Brauggi - 151
Xavros - 212
The one where DB out-DBed DB. To make extended events feel "less grindy" they increased the thresholds requiring more grinding and then messed up the event clock and it ended a day early.
Operation: Earth Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 12 Tewnn - 108
Captain von Trapp - 173
Boom King - 363

2018


Event Name Event Type Fleet Finish Top Finishes/Notes
Triple Threat 2 Galaxy 71
Ppppssssssssstttttttt No one cares about Galaxy!
Buffymaster - 270
SouthofSulu - 319
DangerDrake - 408
Infinite Contentions Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 7 Admiral Moz - 14
Brauggi - 75
Tewnn - 136
We Who Are To Die Faction 4 Baragash - 87
Capt. Skyhawk - 101
Xavros - 145
Laws of Nature Faction 5 Yersinia - 46
Admiral Moz - 60
Golga - 86
Crashing the Party Galaxy 55
nnnnnnnoooooooo oooooonnnneeeee ccccccaaaarrrreeess
DangerDrake - 382
Captain Von Trapp - 452
Captain KS - 704
The Honor of Andoria Faction 6 Zmaya - 41
Xavros - 43
Admiral Moz - 144
Aurora in her first event as a Gluten at 158! Nice start!
The Vulcan Response Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 11
(Way higher, maybe 3 🤷🏼‍♂️ at the swap)
Mythlo - 123
SouthofSulu - 124
Admiral Moz - 129
Now that's a cluster of Gluteny goodness!
Founders at War Galaxy 22 YetiBuddy - 357
Captain Von Trapp - 384
Captain P - 469
War Interrupted 2 Faction 4 Admiral Moz - 21
Baragash - 46
Voodoo - 50
Three in the top 50?! That's how Glutens do Factions!
Consolation Prize Galaxy 64 Aurora - 497
Esch - 804
Brauggi - 928
The Galactic Series Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 16 Admiral Moz - 296
Aurora - 557
Xavros - 660
The one where DB introduced the new "feature" of random number of shuttles available in a Faction event! Thanks for the DB....literally no one asked for it.
Research Partners Faction 7 Eris - 18
Admiral Moz - 53
esch - 59
The Prime Directive 2 Galaxy 21
Not a real event. Doesn't matter.
Baragash - 121
Captain Von Trapp - 606
SouthofSulu - 713
Father of Logic Faction 5 Admiral Moz - 89
Golga - 229
Tewnn - 246
Breakthrough Galaxy 48
Galaxy. Doesn't matter.
Dankey Kang - 710
Xtreme192 - 1,133
Non Profit - 1,533
Fire With Fire Faction 5 Admiral Moz - 22
Tom - 102
Roonis - 113
Don't call it a comeback....But THE ROONIS IS BACK!!
Reunification Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 16 Towncivilain - 122
Captain Von Trapp - 332
Baragash - 369
Rule 125 2 Faction 4 Golga - 23
Captain Von Trapp - 73
Amphistaff - 115
Reverie in Prime Galaxy 52 Educated Beast - 581
Culahera - 1,177
Darxide - 1,281
The Butchers of Beta Penthe Faction 6 Buffymaster - 26
Admiral Moz - 110
Capt. Skyhawk - 186
The Longest Day Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 1 DangerDrake - 1
Admiral Moz - 7
Amphistaff - 11
Catching Fire Skirmish (New Space Battles Event) 2 DangerDrake - 30
Xavros - 53
Roonis -
The one with a new event time. Gluten report: Biggest time suck. Tapping intensive. Would recommend others pass on these going forward.
Turning Point Faction 6 Voodoo - 77
Admiral Moz - 176
SouthofSulu - 192
A Quiet Coup Galaxy 43 SouthofSulu - 166
Gorignak - 342
Harbinger - 340
The Weak Will Perish ALL OF THEM! Expedition/Faction/Galaxy 10 McFlint - 102
Admiral Moz - 193
Tewnn - 238
The Isthmian Games 2 Faction 7 Admiral Moz - 63
Captain P - 132
Tom - 228
Raffle Winner: Kay (congrats man!)
Kosst Kejal Galaxy 22 Buffymaster - 349
SouthofSulu - 431
Culahera - 563
Haunted Vessels SKIRMISH! 9
One Incredible Tale Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 32
Mistress of the Mirror Faction 29 Admiral Moz - 24
WhiteClifford - 30
DangerDrake - 39
BRO! Our fleet rank was reduced due to the fact that we were running 11 Glutens short. They bravely formed an away team, each of them holding their permission slip (signed individually with love by Roonis), to infiltrate the mighty Brofleet, and to take Brofleet to its rightful position as STT's new top fleet.
New Providers Galaxy 28 Xtreme192 - 64
WhiteClifford - 127
Darxide - 347
An Even Field Faction 11 Admiral Moz - 47
Voodoo - 72
Captain KS - 152
The one where DB got infected with Polywater themselves, and created a massively OP arena crew that everyone decided they must have. Competition was fierce. Not quite as fierce as the following month-long CS battle that ensued when they announced they nerfed her 22 minutes before taking her pack out of the portal on Wednesday, though. It's worth noting that not even 24 hours before this, they released the new top voyage & overall gauntlet crew- Gary Seven, who is also pretty damn OP himself.
Advance Directive SKIRMISH! 8 WhiteClifford - 16
Phroglet - 48
Educated Beast - 56
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 12 Admiral Moz - 19
Donut - 107
Harbinger - 138
Education Is Power Faction 10 Admiral Moz - 78
Roonis - 172
Educated Beast - 247
The one where we skipped nine levels of power creep and went straight to 1517 diplomacy base. Released just a few short weeks after they nerfed Yar. This went over well with the player base. /s
A Changeling in Time Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 48 Buffymaster - 120
TomMather - 222
Culahera - 468
The one where DB apparently got the rights to M.A.S.H.…
A Valdore Too Far pew pew pew... AKA skirmish 5 Educated Beast - 12
Phroglet - 22
WhiteClifford - 55
Family Tree 2 Galaxy 108 Admiral Moz - 261
Culahera - 619
SouthOfSulu - 653
Ew. A galaxy with two existing purples? No thanks.
Ready to Rumble Faction 17 Admiral Moz - 74
McFlint - 296
Educated Beast - 409
Pygmalion Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 27 Admiral Moz - 172
YetiBuddy - 218
Sorga - 253
Updated and Revised Galaxy 23 Capt. Skyhawk - 33
Amphistaff - 168
Admiral Moz - 184
What Is a Man? Faction 20 Tewnn - 266
Captain KS - 456
Porter - 478
Captain Proton to the Rescue! taptaptaptaptap... huh? what? is it over yet? 6 WhiteClifford - 5
DangerDrake - 53
Admiral Moz - 67
Clifford is so miffed by only getting TGE's third best event finish that she invented a new record-- most VP obtained in a single event! We'll pretend that it means anything. Also, Minuet didn't give the right kind of bonus at first, but isn't that just a Meh-ga event tradition at this point?
The Captain's Oath 2 Hybrid (Faction/Galaxy) 11 Donut - 5
Captain Skyhawk - 43
Admiral Moz - 106
One of those events where DB messed up the bonus crew. Whatever. CS meta game is the real game anyway. Also, Clifford is not happy that she has to share her 3rd place ribbon now. Clifford needs to chill. Good work, Donut!
Interstellar Interference Galaxy. Gross. 9 Admiral Moz - 45
SouthofSulu - 72
Buffymaster - 116
Peldor Joi Faction 13 Admiral Moz - 74
Chaos - 124
WhiteClifford - 168
Straight On Til Morning Skirmish/Galaxy Hybrid 11 WinterWarlock - 18
Buffymaster - 47
WhiteClifford - 81
Special mention goes to TomMather at 108 for his best ever event ranking. Good work.
Children of Apollo 2 Faction 16 Admiral Moz - 72
Chaos - 171
Tom - 326
Home for the Holidays Galaxy 6 DangerDrake - 7
Chaos - 52
Admiral Moz - 69
The one where DangerDrake may not have been DangerDrake. Jury's still out.
Silent Night Faction/Galaxy Hybrid 13 Captain Skyhawk - 60
Admiral Moz - 68
McFlint - 416
Auld Lang Syne Skirmish/Expedition Hybrid 5 Admiral Moz - 14
Admiral Caffeine - 72
Buffymaster - 76
Joy to the World Faction 13 Chaos - 56
Admiral Moz - 108
Gorignak - 141


2019


Event Name Event Type Fleet Finish Top Finishes/Notes
Plague of Plagues 2 Galaxy 27 Tewnn - 161
Buffymaster - 339
Chaos - 522
also known as that one galaxy event where top 1k was like 800k VP. But nope, I'm not salty, who's salty? Me? Oh.
A New Lease Faction 14 Buffymaster - 13
McFlint - 358
Admiral Moz - 376
Volume 1 of 2 of this weird Borg mini-mega.
To Prove One's Self Skirmish/Faction Hybrid 7 WhiteClifford - 27
Rajin - 36
DangerDrake - 58
Volume 2 of 2 of odd Borg Mini-Mega. Also, who needs a full 48 hours in phase 2 when you have five green timeboosts?!
Temporal Trespassers Galaxy 10 Captain Skyhawk - 25
Admiral Moz - 74
Buffymaster - 83
Might Makes Right Faction 14 zzzzzzzz....
The Sum of Its Parts Skirmish 7 DangerDrake - 28
Buffymaster - 91
Admiral Moz - 97
Shall I Compare Thee? Galaxy 10 DangerDrake - 8
Admiral Moz - 322
Buffymaster - 343
From the Ashes Faction/Galaxy 3 Amphistaff - 5
WhiteClifford - 10
Admiral Moz - 17
Congrats to our number 2 squad, Tux Dirty To Me, and Amphistaff, the fourth Gluten to rank top 5 in an event! Not to mention the subsequent First To Max achievement!
Alpha and Omega 2 Faction 15 Sorga - 151
Chaos - 166
Admiral Moz - 414
Temporal Misalignment Faction/Galaxy 19 DangerDrake - 25
Amphistaff - 325
Admiral Moz - 578
Fixed Variables Skirmish 5 Amphistaff - 21
DangerDrake - 29
Winter Warlock - 32
Legend Unwritten Galazy, so not a real event 19
Shore Leave 2 Faction 16
The Stolen Years Faction/Galaxy 7
Neutral Representation Faction 13
In Word and Deed Galaxy 7, shockingly
Shackled to the Stars Skirmish 3
Extinction Point 2 Faction/Galaxy 7
Fireside Stories Faction 15
Dirty Rotten Holograms Galaxative 3, what it was a good Kira
Integration Faction/Galaxy 7
The Whole Truth 2 Galaxy 9
Crimson Spark Faction 11
Reconstruction Skirmish 11
Time Tsunami Galaxy blergh 17
Scarlet Resonance Faction/Galaxy 26
The Big Sting 2 Faction 11
Barren Heat Skirmish 3 DangerDrake - 8
Admiral Moz - 19
WhiteClifford - 38
On the Backs of Giants Galaxy (boooo) 12 (see galaxy, boo) Captain Skyhawk - 19
DangerDrake - 162
Admiral Moz - 179
Run Rampant Faction 12
The Falcon Falls 2 Faction/Galaxy 3 Admiral Moz - 6
DangerDrake - 7
Barncat - 94
Storm Warning Galaxy 8 DangerDrake - 7
McFlint - 67
Educated Beast - 274
The Nowhere Gauntlet Skirmish 7 Amphistaff - 13
Admiral Moz - 58
DangerDrake - 82
Secrets and Misdirection Faction
Fast as Light 2 Galaxy 27 BronzeRose - 38
Tewnn - 342
Excel101 - 380

2020


Event Name Event Type Fleet Finish Top Finishes/Notes
A Night at the Theater Galaxy 13 Jugglerette - 7
Insurrection Omega Skirmish 4 Amphistaff - 12
Trip Hammered - 21
DangerDrake - 26
Admiral MOZ - 47
The Big Sting 3 Faction 8 Mythlo - 8
Time's Up Galaxy/Skirmish 18 gmLorca - 34
Starfleet Drunk - 37
Tick Tock Galaxy/Faction 7 GTMET - 2
gmLorca - 8
Starfleet Drunk - 34


2021


Event Name Event Type Fleet Finish Top Finishes/Notes
A Woman of Conviction Skirmish 5 Trip Hammered - 5
DangerDrake - 10
Fireside Stories Faction 5 DangerDrake - 2
gmLorca - 22
Admiral MOZ - 25
Excel101 - 29
Death Cab for Tuvix - 31
raktajino - 35
Satyr and Swan Skirmish 5 Amphistaff - 11
Darxide - 39
DangerDrake - 40
Immortal Conception Galaxy 5 GTMET - 3
Baby Boom Galaxy 3 Yelojaket - 2
Amphistaff - 9
Guiding Principles Faction/Galaxy 16 GTMET - 11
The First Hours Faction 16 GTMET - 7
Yelojaket - 8

First Place Finishes


  • When The Longest Day was announced, DangerDrake said, "This is the one, Glutens." He had been planning a first place finish in an event for some time and had been waiting for the perfect storm. A prime squadron was formed to maximize shared VP, and he went into Phase 2 in great shape. As soon as the Galaxy phase started, he climbed the leaderboards. His effort infected the squadron, and they climbed as well. With a Gluten in first place on the solo leaderboard and a Gluten squadron at number one on that leaderboard, Drake said, "I think we can get the trifecta and finish with TGE as the number one fleet." The gauntlet was thrown down, and the Gluten Empire stepped up! We had seven players in the top 50 and 20 in the top 1k! For this event, TGE finished first in solo, squadron, and fleet! Glory to the Gluten Empire!!
  • GTMET, Against the House, 6/29/2020

Active Members of the Empire


Name Position Bio
DangerDrake Founder, Admiral, and Beloved Fleet Trivia Champion. The Founder of the Gluten Empire, DangerDrake is the chief cat-herder and moral compass of TGE ("morals" being collected from He-Man, Master of the Universe). He is also known to shamelessly tryhard and aggressively science. He is often referred to as "Dad," sometimes even affectionately. And just like a cranky, grumpy, real dad, he wants it known that he is the "reigning, defending, undisputed trivia champion of the world."
Admiral Moz Science Officer/Starbase Administrator The numbers man of TGE. He is the head of the Science Department and is working to unwrap the secrets of the game. Despite his predilection for picking on Canadian fleet members and Floridians, Moz is also one of the most likely to grace the top of the leaderboards. In an attempt to not dwell upon the upcoming Bell Riots our world might soon engage in, Moz celebrates obscure festivities like Math Day and Mirror-Universe Independence Day...
Amphistaff Executive Officer / Aerospace Engineer Creator and keeper of the e-peen table. Herder of squads. New master of the bots custom commands. Despite being an actual rocket scientist, Amphistaff is the most modest of all the Glutens. He hides (lurks?) in the background being uber-useful and playing second fiddle to Dad. His favorite Holosuite program is one he designed himself, where he gets to build giant Lego sets all day long.
Capt. Skyhawk Troll/Chief Proclaimator of Human Depravity Skyhawk wandered in off the street one day when nobody was looking, but we had an opening for a mouthy, Bible-memorizing North Korean anarcho-capitalist, so we let him stay. Armed with a wide array of .gifs and a lightning-swift ability to deploy them at will, Skyhawk communicates largely with imagery; he probably has a Betazoid grandparent somewhere. His bedtime is 8 p.m.
Chaos Officer / Demoted Trivia Champion Blames trees for everything. Sewer backed up? Blame the trees. Phaser set to kill, but only stuns? Blame the trees. Chaos also enjoys raspberries and intends to achieve world domination by sowing raspberry plants everywhere.
Donut Officer As the resident "genuinely nice person" in the fleet, Donut can often be seen apologizing for the rest of us and sharing pictures of homebrew. Voted "Most Likely Gluten" to start his own bar directly across from Quark's - and succeed.
Jugglerette Officer / Hot Dish Expert The most heavily recruited player in TGE history, Jugglerette brings a refreshingly wide-eyed positivity to a fleet full of cynical sarcasm. Jugglerette enjoys absinthe, illicit baked goods, and decorating every inch of the Discord server with heart emojis. Also known to play Duck, Duck, Grey Duck.
Trip Hammered Officer / Energy Specialist All the dollar signs on his screenshots are in the wrong place... suspect he might be French-Canadian. Currently giving Jugglerette a run for her money in speaking on Discord solely in emojis, and on the shortlist for head of the Squadron Naming Department.
Death Cab for Tuvix Mentor to New Glutens Formerly known as Vedek Saroza, Death Cab for Tuvix specializes as an Arena Mastermind. He is also currently translating "Thus Spake Zarathustra" into Klingon in order to spread its Ubermensch philosophy deeper into the galaxy...
Admiral Kenny Vice President of the Fleet's Sea-Shanty Song Collection Enjoys the odd strong beer. Or five. In his heart, Admiral Kenny wanted to be a pirate - a space pirate, a sea pirate, didn't matter. He ended up in Starfleet against his better wishes, so now he just sits in the darkest corners of the farthest Jefferies' tube, humming sea shanties to himself while he solves his Rubiks' cube in 70 seconds.
agantuk Official Nerdiest Nerd Amongst Nerds In an attempt to clone himself, Agantuk accidentally created two mini-me's. He now spends the majority of his time hiding from them. A natural-born diplomat, Agantuk is so friendly and smart that he can get anyone to talk to him - even Mr. Homn. Even so, Agantuk has his dark side: he sometimes sneaks into the Fleet's engine room to push random buttons. He can't help himself...
Alteff Admiral's Personal Taste Tester After outdrinking Miles O'Brien but then falling asleep at Quark's, Alteff was thrown into the brig to sleep it off. While there, Alteff wrestled with his own humanity to discover that his ultimate calling in life was to become a living Restaurant Guide. When he was released from the brig, he spent the next several years gallivanting around the Alpha Quadrant, sampling the finest (and, let's admit it, occasionally the worst) cuisine the galaxy could offer. He now spends his days arranging Food Tasting Tours.
ASnowdenOfYesteryear Fleet Taxidermist Once, in Ten Forward, Snowden and Data were discussing obscure hobbies. Snowden expressed her most secret desire to have her childhood cat's skeleton rearticulated in a display case. Data was "intrigued" and immediately teamed up with Snowden to begin his own collection of creepy antiques and oddities. In her free time, Snowden also knits gluten-free sweaters for her fleetmates.
Baragash Gluten Secret-Agent-in-Training Definitely not an Aussie. Training to be the next 007 by learning to waltz and fling himself out of airplanes. His dad was in the same school and school year as Marina Sirtis.
Barncat Fleet Test-Taster / Official Botanist Has a penchant for unpronounceable, fine French wines, plus men in beards / bison horns. Has also combined holodeck technology with bioneural interfacing to produce an alarmingly accurate horoscope program for Glutens who still believe in tarot cards and astrology.
Boom King Gluten He's so flippin' hot, he's like a curry. He's the Boom King!
Buncho Letters Gluten (under construction)
Captain Riker Fleet Tryhard Formerly known as Number One, Captain Riker feels like his life is like "the Enterprise fleeing the Dyson sphere, watching the doors close." He also takes pleasure in criticizing other people's uniforms, so do your best to make sure you've paid attention to your color schemes, throat emblems, and hemlines...
cgi-tarkin Newbie While at Starfleet Academy, CGI-Tarkin reprogrammed the training suites to serve as a concert field for legendary gigs. Adopting an Iron Maiden attitude whilst trying to explain her actions to her superiors set her back one semester. After she crash-landed her Alderaan cruiser aboard the Enterprise (which she thought was the Rocinante), Dr. Beverly Crusher reviewed Tarkin's files and found her to be a promising, though stubborn, medic; Tarkin now serves aboard the Enterprise as a cyberneticist.
Commander Shepard Navigation Specialist Originally assigned to the Normandy, Shepard found his way to Starfleet where he became a top-ranked helmsman whose piloting skills impressed Empress Georgiou. Although she originally put him in the brig for hitting on her, she eventually granted him a promotion for creating the perfect soundtrack, which he designed to soothe pilots under pressure: a mixture of hair metal and grunge, which is now used in training scenarios. In his spare time, Shepard replicates bacon cheeseburgers and Lego sets.
DankeyKang Gluten (under construction)
Darxide The Tech Guy who provides support for all other Tech Guys Resident STT Wiki expert who would never use his position as a Wiki Admin for personal gain. Honest.
Educated Beast Gluten A holder of many strong opinions about precisely how this game can be improved, EB shares his views in-fleet and on the forum with the vim and vigor of a bottle of Diet Coke in an industrial paint shaker full of Mentos.
Excel101 Patriotic Engineer Excel101 considers himself to be a bit of a "medical Neelix," constantly experimenting with drug combinations instead of spices. Finding synthehol's effects to be too tame, excel101 invented an LSD substitute that does not trigger hallucination but merely causes its user to turn varying shades of orange and blue. Although he's officially assigned to the Medical Bay, excel101 managed to trick the engineers on the Enterprise NX-01 into believing that he could perform legitimate repairs; so Ensign Stewart Rivers adopted Excel101 as his own personal assistant and is currently teaching him to use a baseball bat to destroy mailboxes on planet Nimoy. Excel101's only engineering duty includes bringing tiramisu and whiskey to the team.
Ersir Gluten (under construction)
Fish Gluten
gmLorca Gluten In an effort to outrun space hypothermia, gmLorca partakes in voluntary mad dashes (5 to 10k) in the Holosuite, enjoying holoprograms that feature icy blue lakes and peaceful trails.
GTMET Official Lego-Master of the Fleet A tryhard who refuses to try too hard, GTMET is satisfied with his consistent #5 ranking in most of the events he deigns to participate in. He's also our Fleet Renaissance man: a singer-turned-actor, an engineer with the soul of a fierce warrior (think Danny Kaye from "The Court Jester").
IPA Gluten Takes his coffee with 2 sugars. It counteracts all the Romulan and Klingon ales that flow through his veins.
Ken Tankrus Official Planetary Surveyor Observant and analytical by nature, Ken Tankrus is the galaxy's first choice when it comes to surveying new terrain. After several encounters with The Traveler, Ken invented a skimboard that skims beyond time and dimension, which allows him to instantly transport himself anywhere in the universe. His favorite memory is landing on the poisonous surface of Venus in the middle of a lightning storm. Thanks to his almost-mystical training, Ken successfully collected data for mapmaking, construction, and and terraforming the Federation's newest security outpost.
Krakho Designated Karaoke Representative Fearless in front of crowds, Krakho once brokered a peace deal between the Klingon Empire and the Romulans by forcing them to sit through his own adaptation of "The West Side Story," in which the Romulans were the Jets and the Klingons were the Sharks. The delegates were so shocked by their own similarities that they immediately contacted Ambassador Sarek to broker negotiations. Krakho nearly destroyed the tentative peace when he attempted to join the dance chorus (poor guy has no rhythm); but the Klingons were so drunk they thought it was a joke. Peace prevailed. Most memorable line from the musical: "A ptaq like that who kill your brother? Forget that boyyyyyyy and find another."
Kwasi-John Gluten (under construction)
McFlint Fleet Firefighter After decades of suffering through Hallmark movies chosen by his wife, McFlint converted her to Star Trek by using Ash Tyler as its sexy poster boy. He also provides at least one Garfield comic per day (all of them about coffee).
Mythlo Baby Gluten Mythlo has a computer-programming brain sharp enough to rival Michael Burnham's, and a mischievous wit that Jadzia Dax would be proud of. In her spare time, Mythlo has fun tormenting Tom Paris by reprogramming his Captain Proton story so that the robots take over the world. With the help of Author Doctor, Mythlo is also writing her own post-apocalyptic novel that will soon become the talk of the entire Alpha Quadrant.
O'Shaikh Bone-Breaker-Slash-Healer Multiple sparring sessions with J. Dax have blessed O'Shaikh with the ability both properly break and set bones, which makes him a valuable addition to our Fleet. His weapon of choice is his Battle Fish, which he often uses to smack his superior officers upside their heads when they're being pompous, arrogant so-and-so's. He is known to toss snacks at cranky engineers and hungry tribbles; he also keeps a ready supply of snacks to use against Doctors Crusher and Bashir, who are nonstop talkers - O'Shaikh figures that a mouth full of food will lull them into a peaceful and blissful silence so he can continue his Battle Fish Training.
Phroglet Official Tribble Trainer Although Phroglet's original calling in life was a hamster-trainer, he quickly discovered the challenges and joys of training intergalactic creatures - especially tribbles. His below-average intelligence Bajoran and Kuvah'magh tribbles, in particular, have been effective in uniting the mammals of N-class planets to serve under The Great Acorn. Nobody in the Fleet thinks it's weird that he also performs microscopic surgeries on his hamsters and tribbles. Nobody at all.
Rackhamthered Fleet Scrabble Champion Loves cats. Nothing more needs to be said.
raktajino Official Fleet Barista A caffeine addict who specializes in gourmet beans from the Klingon homeworld, Raktajino also spikes everyone's coffees with alcohol. Often. Whenever he can, in fact...
SouthofSulu (Soulless Minion of Orthodoxy) Gluten His cells are the most entertained.
Spudfish Replicator Guru Spudfish enjoys messing with Voyager's bio-neural network to occasionally convert the ship into his own personal 3D Playstation. After developing a reasonable but extreme paranoia of catching the Phage, Spudfish now lives and works solely in his crew quarters, where he creates clever replicator recipes like sausage and veg wedge pie.
Skivz Newbie Newbie who secretly adores the Kelvin timeline. Believes himself to be the reincarnation of Scotty.
Starfleet Drunk Fleet Lush Only appears when alcohol is mentioned.
StarScreamG1 Gluten (under construction)
Tewnn Official Punmaster Specializes in creating obscure nicknames for his squad. Keeper of the Sacred Bread Lexicon.
Tom Gluten (under construction)
TomMather Fleet's Sophisticated Mystery Man In an unfortunate transporter accident, TomMather's four purebred dogs merged into two: a shity-poo and a Jack Russel-border terrier mix. He almost tried to merge those two into one mutant breed, but common sense told him to not press his luck. Instead, in an attempt to gain Admiral Drake's personal favor, he converted his personal quarters into home gym and spa.
Tzadik Gluten (under construction)
Victor Newbie (under construction)
Voodoo Gluten (under construction)
Yelojaket Most Reclusive Gluten Loves the game, hates Discord. Prefers to listen to her husband sing Klingon opera...

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Retired Members


Name Position Bio
DangerDrake Founder, First and Former Admiral, and Beloved Fleet Trivia Champion. The Founder of the Gluten Empire, DangerDrake is the chief cat-herder and moral compass of TGE ("morals" being collected from He-Man, Master of the Universe). He is also known to shamelessly tryhard and aggressively science. He is often referred to as "Dad," sometimes even affectionately. And just like a cranky, grumpy, real dad, he wants it known that he is the "reigning, defending, undisputed trivia champion of the world." Has the courage of a Klingon targ, combined with the ethics of an entire Planetary Ruling Committee.
b1 Gluten Always quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke, but there's somewhere that he'd rather be.
Baragash Long-Term Planner Takes his in-game and real-life persona direction from Dr McCoy. Wants to be as good as Dad, but just isn't.
Brauggi Gluten
BronzeRose Stepmom An account that only exists to make SilverRose feel better about her spending.
bukimi Gluten
Buffymaster Gluten Having events start at 4 a.m. means that Buffymaster hates being a squadron leader. He channels that anger into whaling out.
Captain P Vice Admiral. Giver of all the Fleet's dick memes. As the custodian of this page and the keeper of our Discord bots, up-for-anything Captain P is instrumental in making the awesome awesomer. He may have missed his calling as a weatherman presenting inappropriately shaped weather patterns, but as TGE's lowest common denominator, he is living out his gifts by helping TGE to meet its "that’s what she said" joke quotas each and every day. Just don't open any attachments from him.
Captain Von Trapp Christopher Plummer, probably Word on the street is that he isn't actually Christopher Plummer, but we're having none of that.
Caelon Gluten
Clifford Sleep Deprivation Expert Having been successful with raising Great Pyrenees on earth (her last pup was the size of a small lion), Clifford has turned her breeding ventures toward improving the temperaments of Klingon dogs. In particular, she believes that toy targs and miniature jackal mastiffs would be popular among Klingon ships where space is limited.
Dax Gluten
Golga Art Director/Chief Botanist The possessor of the most epic beard and the greatest Photoshop skills in all of Star Trek Timelines, Golga is the creator of so much great art featured on this page and on the forum. As one of our lead Disruptor Beam Work-Time Ice Cream Funders, Golga makes us look good not only in the art department but also on the leaderboards.
Gorignak Gluten
HaHarr Gluten One of the OG Glutens, the Dutch Master lives in a house crafted from a single giant tulip that he grew with love, care, and 278 kg of steroids.
Harbinger Gluten
Heboric Gluten
Hubby of Troi TGE co-founder
Hukilau Potato A devoted collector of all the bad art in the game, Hukilau enjoys long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and prolonged arena battles with the boss.
Hurley Gluten
Jim Raynor Commander, European Outpost/Chief Engineer Having run out of things to do in the game itself, Jim Raynor has devoted himself to becoming a Teutonic pain in the admiral's rear. He takes a great deal of pride in his work.
Jos Gluten
Kay Gluten
Linus Horvath Gluten
LocCatPowersDog ????? Smoooooooooth jazz.
Mike Gluten One of those Mochi Dangos who could never be bothered to come up from Main Engineering. He's gone now. :(
Panther Gluten
Porter (Shatner's Toupee) Officer/not a Gentleman After mistakenly joining the NWO, Porter posted on the forums that he was looking for a decent fleet. Along came this van with "Free Candy" painted on the side, and DD opened the sliding door, saying, "Come with me if you want to live." One day he will succeed in tunneling out using a spork, but until then, he will continue to use his Black Belt in puns. He is also fluent in sarcasm and shutthehellup.
Roonis Face of the Franchise The Roonis has led countless away teams to stir the pot on the STT Discord server and to give DB the business on the forum. He is also the co-host of the hit podcast "Timelines Chat with Frank and Roonis" (available exclusively on Zune, now also on twitch!). It is for his sake alone that DB has enacted the Roonis Rule, whereby all new DS9 characters must enter the game in a Galaxy event (case in point the Kosst Kejal event).
Sentry Gluten
SmartForce Gluten He came, he conquered, he got bored, he left, he got unbored, he came back, he got rebored, and then unbored again. We'll see how long he lasts this time.
Spock the Slayer Gluten One of them Mochi Dangos...
Sorga Dirgo Officer One of the fleet's oldest members (see what we did there?), Sorga was one of our original forum instigators. He has since shifted into semi-retirement and now spends entirely too much time playing Elvenar and trying to communicate via the in-game chat.
Towncivilian Gluten He was just happy to be here!
Wallex Gluten
Xavros Record Keeper Quick to record all of our fleet finishes in a handy spreadsheet. He also passes out delicious breadcrumbs if we place particularly well. All the breadcrumbs seem to taste like a screen but we haven't been able to figure out why...
Xtreme192 Gluten
Yersinia Chief Medical Officer Whether you're suffering from chocolate-covered strawberry waffle balls or you've got a bad case of the jalapeño corndog shrimps, the Plague Doctor has just what you need. A proud graduate of Big Bob's School of Medicine and Lawnmower Repair, the Doc is a rock-steady event contributor who can be counted on for 10 hard-hitting VP every Galaxy event.
YetiBuddy Gluten
zmaya "What, truly, is a sandwich?" A true wordsmith if ever there was one. He constructs prose in such a way that most of TGE is hopeless to unravel. He gets a lot of Lols.

Member Accomplishments


E-Peen Table


Immortalized Crew Immortal LegendaryLegendaryLegendaryLegendaryLegendary Captain
687 169 Captain Skyhawk
686 164 Amphistaff
647 131 DangerDrake
619 116 GTMET
651 133 Chaos
600 131 Admiral Moz
600 82 Baragash
589 119 gmLorca
582 162 StarscreamG1
562 78 Donut
556 55 Trip Hammered
554 57 Jugglerette
547 71 Raktajino
522 26 Darxide
511 32 McFlint
509 37 Tewnn
506 38 Excel101
503 14 Boom King
380 22 Admiral Kenny
474 26 BronzeRose
462 11 TomMather
445 39 Mythlo
435 35 Death Cab for Tuvix
413 24 Educated Beast
395 93 Barncat
388 38 Phroglet
301 67 Commander Shepard
263 14 DiVanci
236 3 Tom
224 9 ASnowdenOfYesteryear
224 3 Captain Riker
197 0 Rackhamthered
150 0 Voodoo
147 10 Buncho Letters
130 2 Spudfish
124 1 Agantuk
103 5 Kwasi-John

First to Max


Acknowledgments


Thank you to the fine folks over at ==Exodus== for the template. We doubt you'll see this, and we hope you don't mind!